Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
2009 - A very Fruitful Year Indeed!
- An opportunity to migrate to Australia
- A good decision to go back to my old wish to pursue my application with Canada and forget my Australian dream.
- Know the true colors of people I mingle with. I'm a very sensitive person and could get hurt easily but I have learned this year that not all rude people are bad.
- I've learned an unconditional love ---to my niece... really love her so much
- A divine blessing of being included in the fast-tract of my immigration application, supported by my ever helpful family. We are all into this and I will forever be in debt to them.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE (Happy Holidays Everybody!)
THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, when you see them, they will make you cry." L
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his "willie" is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree??"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." J
Send it out to all your girlfriends and guy friends who need a laugh to brighten up their day
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
FW: What Does Love Mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7
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"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily - age 8
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
Noelle - age 7
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6
"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
Cindy - age 8
"My mommy loves me more than anybody.
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare -! age 6
"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine-age 5
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt."
Chris - age 7
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image)
Karen - age 7
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8
And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there! .
When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,
;"Nothing, I just helped him cry"
When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need. Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this.
Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know they may be needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, which transcends all understanding. Amen.
Then send it on to five other r people, including the one who sent it to you. Within hours you caused a multitude of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life.
P. S. Five is good, but more is better.
Quote of the day: A right attitude with your family begins with a right attitude toward God.....
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
The Devil & the Duck
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Monday, October 12, 2009
FW: Please pause for a prayer
Dear Lord,
We fervently pray that our nation
will be spared from another threatening typhoon.
Our suffering people
have not recovered from Ondoy's wrath.
Please prevent Pepeng and other typhoons
from hitting any of our islands.
Save us from further calamities
by embracing our country
with your protective grace
and merciful blessings.
We also pray for all those who have lost their lives
that they may find their home in your kingdom.
Mother Mary
we humbly ask for your intercession
that we and our families be safe
from all these afflictions
Amen.
Pray unceasingly.
Please pass to start prayer brigades.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Filipinos Amidst Ondoy (Ketsana)
Monday, September 28, 2009
FW: Prayer
Our Father in Heaven, we humbly pray to you as a nation. We plead to Your merciful heart that You may look upon us with compassion. We pray for our brothers who have lost their lives. Receive them in Your Heavenly kingdom. We pray for those who are lost and those trying to get home to their families. Make their way easy. We pray for those who have lost their homes. Give them comfort. We pray for those who are still exposed to the bad conditions and awaiting help. Give them strength. Everything we do for our unfortunate bretheren, we offer to You and Your Glory. All this we pray in the most holy Name of Jesus. Amen.
Kindly share this simple prayer with your family and friends, and let us all observe a minute of silence at 10pm tonight to pray as a nation… GOD bless!
Thursday, August 27, 2009
I love baby showers
We're set... waiting for the guests to arrive...
Here comes the celebrated mom...
What better way to party than to have games. I love party games, it breaks the ice, it encourages cooperation and interaction between players and brings out the most satisfying smiles to all the guests.

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