Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
2009 - A very Fruitful Year Indeed!
At times I'm so consumed with the busy everyday life that I missed the good things happening in my life. As the year ends....let me count the blessings I failed to notice:
- An opportunity to migrate to Australia
- A good decision to go back to my old wish to pursue my application with Canada and forget my Australian dream.
- Know the true colors of people I mingle with. I'm a very sensitive person and could get hurt easily but I have learned this year that not all rude people are bad.
- I've learned an unconditional love ---to my niece... really love her so much
- A divine blessing of being included in the fast-tract of my immigration application, supported by my ever helpful family. We are all into this and I will forever be in debt to them.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE (Happy Holidays Everybody!)
THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, when you see them, they will make you cry." L
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his "willie" is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree??"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." J
Send it out to all your girlfriends and guy friends who need a laugh to brighten up their day
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)